Husband-Wife and She...

Whats Checkmate?

U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"

&

wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"

U cnt say 'no'

U cnt say 'yes'

Dats Checkmate.! 

Law of equality

The time taken by a wife when she says 
I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to 
the time taken by husband when he 
says 'I'll call u in 5 min!
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Husband-Wife....

Normally A Man speaks 25000 
words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

But d Problem starts When Husband 
comes Home after finishing his 25000 
words Wife starts her 30000.....
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Different roles of Man in life:...

Different roles of Man in life:
Sagai ke samay superman,
Shadi ke samay Gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad Doberman.

Sagai Hui... Shadi Hui...
Biwi Ghar Mein Aayi...
Ghar Swarg Ban Gaya...
Aur main "Swargwasi"...

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!
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Three Men and Coincidences

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. 
The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins". 

"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets".

The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!
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