What To Teach You Child ..!!!!!.....

Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up, 
he will know the value of things, not the price.

Think ........!!!!!.........
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Dog-Fight

 A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" 

 "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. 

"What about it?" 

 "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." 

"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. 

"How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" 

 "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
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Little Boy Afraid of Dark...

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.”

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to be afraid of the dark,” she explained. “God is out there. He’ll look after you and protect you.”

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, “Are you sure he’s out there?”

“Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him,” she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, “God? If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom?”

Funny Elephant and Beaver..

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? 

Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m. 


Why do beavers have flat tails? 

Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!

Intelligent Crow...Do we ?

If a senseless crow can show its sense even then why can't we...... 
even if more we use our sense to show as we better than this........ 

છોકરો બાપને ઓવરટેક કરી ગયો....

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પપ્પાઃ બેટા આ વખતે પરીક્ષામાં 90 ટકા માર્કસ લાવજે....
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છોકરો- ના 90 ટકા નહીં, હું તો 100 ટકા માર્કસ લાવીશ....
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પપ્પા- સાલા નાલાયક, મારી સાથે મજાક કરે છે.....
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છોકરો- પહેલા શરૂઆત કોણે કરી...

In a classroom Teacher asks......

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.

Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Teacher : Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident….. o_O

એક છોકરો દુકાનવાળાને

એક છોકરો દુકાનવાળાને- અંકલ ચહેરો ગોરો કરવા માટેની ક્રિમ છે..... ?

દુકાનદાર- હા છે ને.....

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છોકરો- તો લગાવતો કેમ નથી, હું દરરોજ અહીંથી નીકળું છું તને જોઇને ડરી જાઉં છું.......

છોકરી ફોન કર્યો, બોયફ્રેન્ડને

છોકરીએ તેનાં બોયફ્રેન્ડને ફોન કર્યો, પણ ફોન બોયફ્રેન્ડનાં નાના ભત્રીજાએ ઉપાડ્યો...

 
છોકરી- તારા અંકલને ફોન આપને બેટા....

 
ભત્રીજો- તમારૂં નામ.....?

 

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છોકરી- તારા અંકલને કહે કે એમની જાને મનનો ફોન છે....

 
છોકરાએ જે જવાબ આપ્યો તે સાંભળી છોકરી બેભાન થઇ ગઇ....

 
છોકરાએ ભોળપણમાં કહ્યું- પણ આન્ટી મોબાઇલમાં તો તમારું નામ 'કોલ ગર્લ' લખેલું છે......!

Maalik Or Naukar

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..

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Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,