Nov 26, 2011

लोग गुलाब देख के केहते हे की कितना बदनसीब हे ये जो काँटों में खिला हे

लोग गुलाब देख के केहते हे की कितना बदनसीब हे ये  जो काँटों में खिला हे ,

पर कोई उन काँटों की नहीं सोचता जिन्हें बड़े नसीब से एक फूल मिला हे 

Nice Lines By A Best Friend

Nice Lines By A Best Friend

"I Have No problem whenever you ignore me, but the worst thing is that whenever i ignore you, you also don't have any problem......!" 

Ladkiyo Se Pyaar Mat Karna

Ladkiyo Se Pyaar Mat Karna

Kyunki ye aati hai HEER ki tarah,

Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah

Chubhti hai TEER ki tarah,

Aur Bheekh mangwati hai FAKEER ki tarah ! 

Why We Sometimes Write "etc."

Why We Sometimes Write "etc."

At the end in exams Bcoz it means-End of, T-thinking,C-capacity.

Teachers can't understand their feelings.

Dost Kamine Hote Hai, Kuch Kutte B Hote Hai,

Dost Kamine Hote Hai, Kuch Kutte B Hote Hai,

Tifin chura ke khate hai,Girlfiennds ko ghoorte hai,

Answer sheet se cheating karte hai,Success se jalte hai,

Lekin..Jb-Jb ankho se aansu chhalke..Kisi ne apna rumal badhaya

To kisi ne daru ka glass,Kisi ne cigarete ka packet badhaya to koi gale se lag gya,

Lekin Aankh se girne wale kisi aansu ko zamin tak na pahuchne diya..

Aaj zindagi dosti k is jazbe ko Salam krti hai..Thanks 4 being my Friend's. Mere "KAMINE" dosto..

Nov 19, 2011

Aapko Yaad Karna Achhaa Lagta Hai

Aapko Yaad Karna Achhaa Lagta Hai,

Bus aapko khone se dar lagta hai,

Kahi aankho se gum na ho jao aap,

Ab to raat ko sone se bhi dar lagta hai.!

Ticket Seller: Boss

Ticket Seller: Boss, no one is  buying Akshay kumar's movie "TMK" tickets.

Boss: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & start selling EXIT ticket.