Maa - Beta

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,

BETA-Nahi
 

MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,

BETA-Nahi
 

MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
 

BETA-Nahi

MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,

Chappal Hi Khayega.

Ek Aadmi Bhagwaan se Bola

Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.” 

Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
 

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“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
 

Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

Bapp Numbri Beta Dus Numbri

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? 

Papa: Haan.

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Beta: Kis se hui?

Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
 

Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

Love or Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He?

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He

Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
 

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Aur  Arrange Marriage Me 

Kisi Aur Ki........

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

 

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Funny Student: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.