Santa in Train

Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna ha
Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??

Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai......