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A Man Who Is Driving A Car Is Stopped By A Police Officer

Officer: “You Were Going At Least 75 In A 55 Zone”
Man: “No Sir, I Was Going 60”
Wife: “Oh Johnny, You Were Going 80”
Officer: “I’m Also Going To Give You A Ticket For Your Broken Tail Light”
Man: “Broken Tail Light? I Didn’t Know About A Broken Tail Light!”
Wife: “Oh Johnny, You’ve Known About That Tail Light For Weeks”
Officer: “I’m Also Going To Give You A Citation For Not Wearing Your Seat Belt”
Man: “Oh, I Just Took It Off When You Were Walking Up To The Car”
Wife: “Oh, Johnny, You Never Wear Your Seat Belt”
Man Turns To His Wife And Yells: “Shut Your Damn Mouth Bitch”
Officer Turns To The Woman And Asks: “Mam, Does Your Husband Talk To You This Way All The Time?”
Wife: “No, Only When He’s Drunk“
credit : mastjokes.com