Teacher With Ramu and Shamu.

Teacher: Shamu, go to the 

map and find North America.


Shamu: Here it is!
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Teacher: Correct. Now, 

Ramu, who discovered 

America?


Ramu: Shamu!

Teacher: Ramu, your 

composition on "My Dog" is 

exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?


Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his 

father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you 

know why his father didn't punish him?"


Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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