Q: What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
A : She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
Q: What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
A: A Kong-vict!
Q: How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
A: She was the beast of the show!
Q: How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was
approaching?
A: He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Q: How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
A: Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q: What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
A: As little as possible, dummy! credit : funny-pictures-blog.com, jokes4us.com
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